Well that took far less time than I thought. But check it out! I've tried to make this place brighter and more colorful -- the old layout was not only drab beyond words, but the crunched text (I'm using the, uh, technical term) made it hard to read.

Admittedly, though, I know nothing about HTML or CSS or whatever it's called these days, and only managed to change the layout via time-honored scientific methods -- namely, fiddling with various things that looked like #FF9966 and hitting "Preview" every now and again. So if someone with actual expertise were to tell me that the whole thing clashes or whatever, I'll probably take their word for it.