A while back I griped about the paucity of good songs out there about, um, meat-eaters. (No, sad to say, I really did.) Little did I know that a trend was developing: Add Aberfeldy's "Vegetarian Restaurant" to the list of fine theme songs for tofu-munchers. "I like the way that you shell the peas / I only wish you were shelling me." Whatever it means, it's brilliant. And we who enjoy cheeseburgers have nothing comparable from our side, damnit.