Oh my word, this is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Powerline's uncovered the Top Secret Democratic Plan to out John G. Roberts as the plaid pants-wearing gay man he so clearly might be. Well, fuck it folks, that plan was our last, best hope to stop him. Anyway, Charmaine Yoest gives Operation Pink Elephant the flogging it deserves: "Of course it is the height of hypocrisy for the (allegedly) pro-tolerance crowd to start questioning someone's sexual preference." So true, but in our defense, we were desperate! This bit cuts deepest though: "John Roberts may have played Peppermint Patty back in the day, but here and NOW, the Left is playing Lucy with the football..." She means "Charlie Brown," I think, but 'ouch' all the same.

Oh, fine, just one more for the self-flagellating. This penetrating insight from Hindrocket: "Even during the Civil War, when the Democrats were fighting to preserve slavery, limits were observed. Now, all civility is gone."