Q: How many telemarketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?Now that's just bullll-shit, and I hate it. Wait, no, I love it. Sorry. And yes, this is all very ridiculous.
A: Wouldn't a more relevant question be "How many pounds of cocaine has Bush snorted?"
This guy walks into a bar carrying a small poodle in one hand and a bowling ball in the other. The guy says, "I'd like a glass of milk for me and a whiskey for my poodle." The bartender says, "Yeah? Well, I'd like an impartial and independent judiciary, but try telling that to Bush, Frist, and the rest of the GOP!"